AboutadozenyearsagomywifeandIplantedahedgeoftwenty-sevenarborvit

分类: 英语言文学 (军队文职) 发布时间: 2023-11-03 10:29 浏览量: 0

AboutadozenyearsagomywifeandIplantedahedgeoftwenty-sevenarborvitaetreesalongtheborderofourbackyard,which,althoughourhousesitsonnineteenacresoffieldsandwoods,isalsothebackborderofourproperty.Aslopinghayfieldwitharealtor’sdreamofpanoramicviewsliesdirectlybehindus.Sothehedgewasourattempttosecureprivacyforthefuture.Thenurserymanwhosoldustheshrubsassuredustheywerethebestspeciesforourpurposeandclimate.Imeasuredandmarkedtheplantingsites,calledin“Chink”Norris(whosepossiblyracistnicknameI’venotlookedintoanymorethanIhavethenurseryman’scredentials)tocomewithhissmallbackhoeanddigtheholes.Asadvised,Ifaithfullywateredandfertilizedeachtreethroughouttheholes.Asadvised,Ifaithfullywateredandfertilizedeachtreethroughoutthefirstyear,withresultsthatwereeverythingI’dbeenpromised:dense,hardy,andluxuriant,atoweringbulwarkofgreen.Thusbegananepisodeofgreatvexationandbuffooneryinmylife,knownand(Ihavenodoubt)merrilyrecountedinlocalcirclesasthetaleof“Garretandhistrees”,orasmywifeputsit,“Garretandthedeer.”Itsohappensthatwelivenexttooneofthecounty’smostextensive“deeryard”,thoseareasofcanopiedwoodstowhichthedeerretireinwinter,makingnetworksofdeeplyfurrowedtracksandforagingasbesttheycanuntilthere’sadeclaredwinnerintheyearlyracebetweenspringandstarvation.   Italsohappensthatdeerfindarborvitaeadelicacy,relatedtothecedarthattheyalsolove,butthickerandmoresucculent.Bythesecondwinterthey’dfoundandattackedmytrees.Ifoughtback,notwithavengeance—Istoppedshortofthat—butwithsomethingclosetoobsession.IerectedfencestructuresthatmadeourbackyardlooklikeascenefromtheSomme.Iplayedrecordingsofwolveshowling,recordingsofmehowling.Ifiredpistolshotsatrandomhoursofthenight.Ihungorsprinkledrepellentsofbloodmeal,urine,(mine),anddeodorantsoap.Hearingthatdeerwererepelledbythescentofhumanhair,Iaskedsomehairdresserstosetasidetheirsweepingsinabagwith,asthesayinggoes,mynameonit.   Asanywardenwilltellyou,ifdeerarehungryenoughtheywillgetthroughanything,whichthisyearincludedanelectricfencehookedtoachargersupposedlypowerfulenoughtodeteranelephant.Sothefarmerwho’dhelpedmerigitupassuredme.Whathedidnottellme,becausehedidnotknow,wasthattheinsulatingsnowpackwouldpreventananimalfromcompletingthecircuitwiththeground.Incamethedeerlikeaschoolofpiranhas.ThiswasshortlyafteramanfromConnecticutpurchasedthehayfieldbehindourhouseforapricefewofmyneighborscouldaffordedandnoneofthemcouldbelieveandsetaboutmeasuringthefoundationsofahouse. Whytheauthorsetsupanelectricfence?

A.as a safety precaution

B.to prevent the harassment by deer

C.as part of house decoration plan

D.to halt potential thieves and robbers

正确答案是B